Mark Kermode Drinking Game

"Mentions 'The Exorcist' - Drink once
Starts interviewing himeself ('Is it any good? No. Am I happy about that? Not really. etc.)- Drink twice
Uses word which Simon doesn't think is real - Drink twice
Claims to be right and everybody else is wrong - Drink once"

I finally found the Mark Kermode Appreciation Society. Google came up empty but I got there after several weeks by looking for the Drinking Game